i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.

"You don’t know what I’m capable of, you don’t know what I’ve done!"

henat:

still relevant

henat:

still relevant

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

Dean Winchester Expectations vs. Reality

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

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